So, as I was irresponsibly blogging, in my own little world, Bracie, who was studying her history book, like a good little cherub, fascinated me with the top fact she derived from her modern U.S. History lesson. She said, out of the blue;
"You know what? Al Gore's wife has ugly knees!"
And so I got up, walked over to her, and I stared at the picture, and I saw that it was true.
6 COMMENTS:
Wow thats a very inspiring blog Ophelia ;D
yeah!
Wow, oph. With the measure you use, it shall be meted out to you....
Love, your mother
In response to my dear mother, I will here and now declare this; I was not claiming in any way that I have beautiful knees, or even nice knees. My knees are the ugliest knees out of everybody I know. The are hideous and scarred.
Well, maybe your knees are hideous and scarred because you have a lifelong habit of harshly judging other peoples knees!
love,
your mother
Since Tipper is still with us, I think this fascinating tidbit of information should be filed under "Current Events" rather than "History."
Do you know why her knees are unattractive? Because while most of us are praying in church pews, she and her husband are in the forest praying to trees. Much harder on the knees!
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