Some people; they play hard to get.
I'm playing hard to want,
And ain't nobody got me yet,
That is my challenge taunt.
I'll grow myself a uni-brow,
And pack some extra pounds.
I'll never cut my toenails now.
I'll always make disgusting sounds.
Perhaps I'll never brush my teeth,
Or use deodorant.
My hair will poof; a fuzzy wreath.
Yes, I'm playing hard to want.
Uprooting
9 years ago
9 COMMENTS:
It's almost impossible to hide natural beauty, girl. I do , however, think that you've hidden your poetic talents for much too long!
Peach
PS- just so's you know, this made me laugh out loud in bed! Everyone else was asleep, before!
Peach
I see the Shel Silverstein muse has hit, my dear. I agree with Peach: your natural beauty just won't be dimmed! And I smell your morning breath....
Love,
Your Mother
Love your poem Soph. In fact, I LOVE all your writing. You are one of the funniest writers I know!!!! Keep it up girl.
Love,
Aunt Monika
haha! I like this one... ;)
Sometimes when we try so hard to impress others we forget ourselves in the mess. I'd much rather you be yourself than what you think I want you to be. :)
P.S. I sympathize with not using deodorant...people smells don't really bother me...
I hope you can all tell that this is a joke...
Personal hygene is not something I may write a silly poem about, but it is a matter of importance to moi. =D
It is just a poem.=D
Cool I love it!
What a clever poem! You made me laugh!
Wonderfully done!
P.S. Thanks for the follow! :D
hilarious!
you're talented when it comes to poetry... as opposed to myself...
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