After thinking several seconds, she responded,
"Once, at a chocolate festival in Yakima, I won a prize: a purple and green inflatable kayak."
For real. Isn't that random??? Since when did chocolate festivals hand out kayaks? Why purple and green?
I challenge YOU! Gentle readers, if you can come up with a real life incident more random than that, I shall actually try my hand at making an award for you.
TTFN! I think I am going to go look for some chocolate.