Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bright:


I have posted the following quotes that I might help inspire in you a great respect for humanity:


"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player


"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.

"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House


"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.


"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." - Detroit Daily News

4 COMMENTS:

Eärwen said...

OHMY GOODNESS!!! That is HILARIOUS!!
Can I copy those and put them on my blog?

The Reluctant Dragon said...

You have my blessing to do so. =D

Bracie said...

Brilliant, just brilliant!

Calico Zak said...

Luv that second one!

c.z.