Friday, January 23, 2009

From the ol' bulletin board.

Last year as I was reading our local paper, I found this report:

On February 4 at 7:45 a.m. on the blahblahblah block of blahblahblah, a male teen, upset that he could not locate his nail clippers, was confronted by his father due to his behavior. The incident escalated to the point where the teen threw the nail clippers at his father, striking him in the face. The teen was forced outside where he kicked the door and broke a potted plant. The teen was booked into the Youth Center for investigation of Assault, 4th degree, Domestic Violence; and Malicious Mischief 3rd degree.
It's been on my bulletin board ever since because I think it is hysterical! Does anyone else think so? Anyone? Anyone?


Sunny Skies said...

This brings several questions to mind. What were they - gold plated? What would make these nail clippers so important? Maybe he had a painful hangnail...

Libby said...