Thursday, September 25, 2008

Me, as a Blogger...

I suppose I should say something like, "Yah!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a new blog! But that sort of thing always annoys me. Instead, I'll write as follows...I have now entered the time-consuming and possibly boring world of blogging. I'm still not quite sure what possessed me to start this. Perhaps it was my vanity that said, "Start a blog, people will listen to what you say, and hang on every word you type." Maybe it was my ambition, puffing me up with glorious dreams of having 14 bazillion readers.
In any case, I am not sure who will read my blog. But then again, who reads blogs? That is question #1.
How will anyone find my blog? This is query #2
And finally, will I have to tote around a camera, gathering illustrations for my blog, making me a slave to the World Wide Web? I have several friends who are excellent photographers, and I simply won't compare. Plus, no one in our family know the precise location of the camera anyway. I'll bet I can just filch some pictures off of my wonderful friends. That about answers #3
Fourth, why does the rest of the world love watermelon?