Several days ago, my mother was driving by a house for sale, and she stopped and grabbed a flyer. She didn't notice anything unusual about it until she started to read it in detail. It reads as follows,
Summit of Brilliance!
Exceptionally Beautiful!
Welcome to Cornerstone estates!
Paramount amoung it's peers there is no comparisons! Offering such finishes as Tarrazo, Marble, Wood floors, Alder doors, Granite, Wainscoting, an abundance of Crown molding, Viking appliances, 3 Propane fireplaces, Indoor sprinklers, surround sound, state of the art alarm/intercom system, all put together for extreme elegance! THe Ornate buyer still has time to pick finishes to their tasting. Enjoy 3.42 acres of serenity and delicate traceries of nature.
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SVELTE ESTATE OF BRILLIANCE!
ELEGANTLY APPOINTED ON 3.42 ACRES.
STILL TIME TO PICK SOME FINISHES!
Offered at $1, 625, 000
- 4837 sq. feet.
- 5bedrooms - 7 bath
- 3 car garage
- Gated entry with chic waterfall to greet your guests
- Gourmet kitchen w/ viking appliances
- Alder cabinets
- Granite countertops, kitchen bar
- Beautiful wood floors
- Upstairs deck
- Master suite
- 5 piece master bath with panache offering a soaking tub and tiled walk in shower
- Private cedar deck backing to private greeneryPropane fireplaces with thermostats
Svelte Estate? Delicate traceries of nature? The Ornate buyer? There is no comparisons?
How could they let all those mistakes slip? And those I listed above are only a few of the flyer's faults. No wonder the housing market is failing.
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